So, my name is Robert.
I'm from the South-eastern United States. I like video games, Television and hiding bodies.
I'm married, have 4 children ( 3 living ) all boys. Wife said I didn't read the instructions on the headboard correctly. Its my fault. Its been my fault and of course it will always be my fault.
I didn't tell her it was a secret plan at dominating her position in the household.
Hello Universe
- MarcSp
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Re: Hello Universe
Hello Captain Robert, welcome to Core Exiles.
Of course it's always your fault, that's what you get for not reading the instructions correctly.
Here in CE, we don't have wives, they have been replaced by your ship AI.
You'll find there is absolutely no difference. Really. Absolutely no distinction.
As for hiding bodies, you just feed them to your pet snarg, that's what they are there for.
They even lick up the blood off the floor, so you don't have to clean up. Ain't progress wonderful!
Of course it's always your fault, that's what you get for not reading the instructions correctly.
Here in CE, we don't have wives, they have been replaced by your ship AI.
You'll find there is absolutely no difference. Really. Absolutely no distinction.
As for hiding bodies, you just feed them to your pet snarg, that's what they are there for.
They even lick up the blood off the floor, so you don't have to clean up. Ain't progress wonderful!
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Re: Hello Universe
Welcome to the game, Captain 

- Elkhorn
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Re: Hello Universe
Welcome to the Sphere Captain Robert! May all your journeys be profitable.
I had the same problem, two boys one 6 the other 4...my wife goes, I'd really like a girl. I replied, do you really want to chance it? We stopped there. LOL
Elkhorn
I had the same problem, two boys one 6 the other 4...my wife goes, I'd really like a girl. I replied, do you really want to chance it? We stopped there. LOL
Elkhorn
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