Ribblez Galore!
Posted: Wed May 13, 2020 4:35 pm
Gabby Newsome here with the News You Can Use.
Well folks, some interesting news today. While maintenance crews were cleaning out the corners of secure storage to ensure room in preparation for the new Syphon Protocol some strange noises where heard in the walls and dark corners.
Exterminators were called in and discovered Ribblez by the thousands and began moving methodically through the store rooms on every planet and station, even private settlements. This caused a week long delay in deployment of the Syphon Protocol.
There will be no charge for this service, some say because it’s being supported by sales to the local fast food establishments. ISN will not investigate this story (we eat in those places way to often).
Apparently a faulty discriminator filter program allowed the Ribblez to hitch a ride on legitimate items being transferred. The filter has since been fixed so your secure storage should be Ribblez free from now on.
This is Gabby Newsome, signing off.
Well folks, some interesting news today. While maintenance crews were cleaning out the corners of secure storage to ensure room in preparation for the new Syphon Protocol some strange noises where heard in the walls and dark corners.
Exterminators were called in and discovered Ribblez by the thousands and began moving methodically through the store rooms on every planet and station, even private settlements. This caused a week long delay in deployment of the Syphon Protocol.
There will be no charge for this service, some say because it’s being supported by sales to the local fast food establishments. ISN will not investigate this story (we eat in those places way to often).
Apparently a faulty discriminator filter program allowed the Ribblez to hitch a ride on legitimate items being transferred. The filter has since been fixed so your secure storage should be Ribblez free from now on.
This is Gabby Newsome, signing off.