NO DIRECTION wants YOU!!!!!!!!!!

[Rexx Shredd]

"Whoa Ho Ho -- You All Know Im Beautiful!!!""

thats right -- Rexx Shredd, hero of the galaxies and critically acclaimed as "Most Handsome Specimen In The Known Universe", has done it again! His greatest idea since Rexx Clones

Rexx is currently forming CE's first "Boy Band" -- No Direction! and we need members to fill out the lineup

Requirements:

1) A basic understanding that Rexx is everything and the rest of you are just backing pee-ons
2) You have the impossible task of making Rexx look better than he already does
3) Must be able to carry 2 gallon bottles of Perrier water to Rexx when needed

Shinter has joined the group but we still need more!!

Join 0D


For V.I. the image is of Rexx Shredd and Shinter dressed like a Boy Band. There are three other figures with question marks where the faces are

[XPLODE]

My compass is broken, where do i go?

[Akkamaddi]

I would... but I would be too busy swooning, overcome with the Greatness that is the Nimbus Aura of Captain Rexx Shredd, that I would be largely unconscious. My only usefulness would be to faint over mud puddles, toxic waste, and A.I. nanite decomposition goo so that you don't trod in them.

[Shinter]

I want to know where you found that picture of me...

I agreed to be in the band, but I didn't think you'd snoop through my private photos

[Marcus]

Shinter, i agreed to, now i'm scared :S

[von Wolfenbitten]

Why oh why did I even *look at this? That picture is now burned into my brain, alongside that "Gangnam style" guy.

Scary. Just plain scary.

[sidewinder fang]

am I excluded from applying?

[von Wolfenbitten]

am I excluded from applying?

Seriously? You would *want to hang out with that bunch??

[Darakhoranon]

Why am I reminded of this song?!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcCbhiC4QS0

[von Wolfenbitten]

Why am I reminded of this song?!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcCbhiC4QS0

There is simply no explaining dragons.