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Explorer discovers it's not a good idea to sneeze inside your helmet
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Pilot forgets to unhook docking chain. Tows Isi to Farpoint-1
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Gal-Fed says exploding toilets are new terrorism tactic.
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Asteroid destroys space telescope. Didn't see it coming.
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Sven wins contract to replace manhole covers in mech arenas.
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Boris Federov denies retirement rumours
Health fears over irradiated fruit
Joe and Sven in possible merger talks
Ribblez destroy prototype ship on Glom just before test
Joey Newton made honorary professor at Research Academy
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New dimension discovered. E now equals mc cubed.
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Decimal, self aware! Moves 2 places left. Chaos ensues.
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Pilot allows passengers to pilot ship. Crashes in Bedlam.
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New fertility drug created from dehydrated Ribblez.
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