News Ticker Resurrected.

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Re: News Ticker Resurrected.

Post by mentlsback » Thu Dec 06, 2018 3:14 pm

Soccer stadium in Tig collapses under weight of empty beer cans


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Post by mentlsback » Thu Dec 13, 2018 2:17 pm

Biofuel engine falls out of Marauder. Ship gains 10 speed.
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Post by mentlsback » Wed Dec 19, 2018 1:09 pm

Is biodegradable combat underwear necessary? Film at 11
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Post by mentlsback » Thu Dec 27, 2018 11:05 am

Stolen toilet mystery deepens. No end in sight.
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Post by mentlsback » Mon Dec 31, 2018 12:38 pm

Pilot demands return of cargo. Pirates die laughing.
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Post by mentlsback » Sun Jan 06, 2019 9:35 am

McRibblez in Hathom offers free all you can eat smorgasbord
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Post by Elkhorn » Tue Jan 08, 2019 8:00 pm

Sledgehammer coding gains popularity, computer crashes increase.
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Post by mentlsback » Fri Jan 25, 2019 11:42 am

After reading effects of smoking and drinking pilots quit reading.
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Post by mentlsback » Wed Mar 13, 2019 12:20 pm

A.I. told to improve Marauder creates wheelbarrow
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Post by mentlsback » Mon Apr 29, 2019 3:55 pm

Wildfires on Rakwal cause Bio-Gen trees to flee in panic
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