Crazy Ivan

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Darakhoranon
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Crazy Ivan

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Just one question, Coops:

Why should we WANT you to get a new lock for Ivan's cell?!? :shock:

Nobody really cares what you do to his jailer (so go ahead and engage in some recreational torture), but Ivan is kind of working for us, isn't he? So why would we consider your promise to get a secure cell for him if we buy things in the CE store before the new year to be GOOD news? Wouldn't it be the other way around? :lol:
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Re: Crazy Ivan

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hear, hear!
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Re: Crazy Ivan

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You must understand the manner in which Ivan's mind works and why he is locked up in the first place.

First offer insane deals to increase ship traffic.
Then highjack some foolish captain's ship (maybe yours).
Then spend all the fuel in your depot and earn billions of credits.
Salvage ship to destroy all of the evidence,
Highjack new ship and repeat.
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Re: Crazy Ivan

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Pablem wrote:You must understand the manner in which Ivan's mind works and why he is locked up in the first place.

First offer insane deals to increase ship traffic.
Then highjack some foolish captain's ship (maybe yours).
Then spend all the fuel in your depot and earn billions of credits.
Salvage ship to destroy all of the evidence,
Highjack new ship and repeat.

That's not necessarily insane- just Vodka( or lighter fluid, ethanol, absinthe, injector cleaning fluid) inspired capitalism at work
That, or he's the ultimate politician-
Hence the need for a new cell door lock.
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