News Ticker Resurrected.

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Re: News Ticker Resurrected.

Post by mentlsback » Tue Dec 05, 2017 12:27 pm

Judge hears shocking testimony in electric water ski case.


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Post by Coops » Wed Dec 06, 2017 5:33 am

Some great ones there folks. All added to the Database - thank you for taking the time to make the suggestions.

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Post by mentlsback » Thu Dec 07, 2017 3:18 pm

Song 'Pieces of Pilot' rises to top of charts ...
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Post by mentlsback » Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:46 pm

Attempt to launch mother-in-law at Pirate Raid foiled by faulty missile tube

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Post by mentlsback » Tue Dec 19, 2017 10:42 am

News ticker wins prestigious 'Fake News' award.
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Post by mentlsback » Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:45 am

AI fires ship at missile instead of missile at ship.
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Post by mentlsback » Sat May 19, 2018 2:04 pm

Pilots that ignore News Ticker doomed to have it repeated.
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Post by mentlsback » Sat May 19, 2018 2:35 pm

Pirates return kidnapped bride to Asiq after lifting veil.
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Post by mentlsback » Sun May 20, 2018 10:02 pm

Pilot in custody after winning Spereball lottery 23 times in 30 days.
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Post by Elkhorn » Sat May 26, 2018 4:53 pm

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