News Ticker Resurrected.

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Post by mentlsback » Sun May 27, 2018 4:46 pm

Burrito eating contest on Asiq ends with air quality advisory


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Post by mentlsback » Tue Jun 05, 2018 12:24 pm

Consumer Report: Trendy new cement anti-weightless boots scam
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Post by mentlsback » Wed Jun 06, 2018 2:46 am

Attempts to operate Alien toilets lead to class action lawsuits
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Post by mentlsback » Fri Jun 15, 2018 7:36 pm

Asiq recalls shipment of laxatives following Cheese Festival
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Post by Coops » Sat Jun 16, 2018 12:49 pm

Some great ones there folks. All added to the Database - thank you for taking the time to make the suggestions.

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Post by mentlsback » Wed Jul 04, 2018 12:38 pm

Pirate marksmanship competition results: 13 dead 44 injured
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Post by mentlsback » Sat Jul 14, 2018 8:04 am

Alien beauty queen credits radiation exposure for win
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Post by mentlsback » Fri Aug 03, 2018 8:49 am

GalFed following paper trail in attempt to locate stolen toilets
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Post by Malikai » Sat Aug 18, 2018 6:15 pm

Small domestic squabble during honeymoon on Eden. Witness says "Looks like trouble in Paradise."

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Post by Malikai » Sat Aug 18, 2018 6:31 pm

Fire in the Furnace: Gal-Fed is turning up the heat on localized pirate activity.

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