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Florida...it all makes sense now....the tan, the budgie smugglers, fast cars, 80's synth music....... .....I hear he spends his time completeing the work of Leedskalnin on the Coral Castle and he preches in Gibsonton on Sundays and in between days he is a gigolo in The Villages...sorry...not gigolo...

Bloodskye wrote:Is it just me, or is Dylithium (sp?) Fuel getting harder to find?

Elkhorn wrote:It's you. Want to buy some?
Elkhorn

After that, I'll sell you Elkhorn.............for cheap, too..............

welcome back: couple of things that may interest you 1) Rexx Butt Cheek Implants - While most people are "bummed" out by not having a perfect posterior like mine, these schematics will help you build a facsimile that is cheaper than botox injections 2) Rexx Guitar Amp -- Gives "Shredd...

I was gazing at myself in the mirror today (catching two strands of hair out of place) and thought a great gift to bestow upon all of you would be to immortalize me, so I was wondering if there should be a special rank of "Deity" assigned to me.......Now, I ask all of you to please refrain...

Will you consider adding a Spa to the Promenade Services?

I need tanning beds, a honey-oil jacuzzi, a Wax Droid, wine-sipping lounge, and a Bunns-Polishing Droid to buff my glorious rear-end to a glistening shine

A Liberator? Thats what I call a pair of scissors when my speedo is on too tight.....................

Today I buffed my Stormtrooper-armor Speedo to a bright white hue......while wearing it, of course

alumoi wrote:And we thank you for that. Good work.

what?? and no "Gee, thanks Rexx!" for that awesome manicure and pedicure that I got that made my toenails shine with the luster of a Mining Crystal?

Today I helped out by sunbathing in Braran.....I used a sunblocker with a high SPF 75 because of the harsher rays of that systems sun (topically applied by my all-female crew that generously fanned me, fed me grapes by hand, and kept me hydrated)....I am worn out but glad to be of service in this gr...

alumoi wrote:Jesus, I must have a Rexx moment: I've just killed 853 AI ships today! So bow down to my greatness!
Ha! Beat that, Rexx!

Pfft...... I just took a chocolate syrup bath with my female crewmembers......

....Anything to help the cause <Thumbs Up>